Tonteria Classics
El PasoGBP 13.00
Johnnie Walker Black Label, Martini Rosso Maple syrup, lime juice and fresh blueberries, topped with Moet & Chandon Champagne
AcapulcoGBP 13.00
Lebron Cachaca and Spiced Rum with fresh lemongrass, mango puree and pineapple juice topped with Ginger Ale
El GringoGBP 14.00
Ciroc Apple Vodka and Midori Melon Liqueur shaken with fresh mint, lime juice topped with Apple Cider.
Copa Del AmorGBP 25.00
Tanqueray 10 and Cointreau Orange Liqueur shaken with Lychee pure, rose syrup, lemon juice and fresh cucumber topped with Moet & Chandon Champagne.
Margaritas
MuertosGBP 13.00
Chilli infused house tequila mixed with Cointreau, fresh lime and agave syrup.
Don'sGBP 13.00
Don Julio Blanco Tequila shaken with Cointreau and fresh lime juice, served straight up on the rocks.
MezcalGBP 18.00
Casamigos Mezcal, Cointreau, lime juice and agave syrup. Served on the rocks with Tajin Chilli rim
Frozen MargaritaGBP 14.00
Making Frozen Margarita is what we excel at. Ask at the bar for today's special.
Mexican BulldogGBP 16.00
The TonteRita frozen margarita served with an upended bottle of Modelo Beer. The bite is worse than the bark.
Tequila + Mezcal
Frida KahloGBP 15.00
Don Julio Reposado Tequila and Chambord Liqueur, lemon and pomegranate juice, with chocolate bitters and a touch of lemongrass.
El PonchoGBP 15.00
Patron Blanco Tequila shaken with agave, pink grapefruit, fresh lime juice and Aquafaba.
Mexican CartelGBP 15.00
Casamigos Reposado Tequila shaken with Aperol, fresh lime juice and lemon marmalade, topped with Ginger Ale.
Non-alcoholic
Albahaca refresherGBP 6.00
Seedlip Garden with fresh lime, basil, cucumber and agave.
Stress DownGBP 6.00
Seedlip Citrus, pineapple and lemon juice, passion fruit puree and bubble gum syrup topped with Ting fizz.
White Wine
GRW, Tsinandali Kakheti, Georgia - bottleGBP 30.00
GRW, Tsinandali Kakheti, Georgia - 175mlGBP 8.00
Macabeo, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle GBP 30.00
Macabeo, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175mlGBP 8.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes Valle Central, Chile - BottleGBP 35.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes Valle Central, Chile - 175mlGBP 9.00
Chardonnay IGP Pays d'Oc, Monrouby Languedoc, France - BottleGBP 40.00
Red Wine
Monastrell, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - BottleGBP 30.00
Monastrell, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175mlGBP 8.00
Syrah Pays d'Oc Languedoc, France - BottleGBP 35.00
Syrah Pays d'Oc Languedoc, France - 175mlGBP 9.00
Chianti, Medico Tuscany, Italy - BottleGBP 45.00
Rioja Crisanza, Gran Dominio Rioja, SpainGBP 47.00
Rose Wine
Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - BottleGBP 30.00
Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175mlGBP 8.00
Beers
Corona - 330mlGBP 6.00
Modelo Especial - 355mlGBP 6.00
Soft Drinks
Coca ColaGBP 3.00
Coca Cola - DietGBP 3.00
JuiceGBP 3.00
Apple, Orange, Cranberry
Ginger BeerGBP 3.00
TingGBP 3.00
Red BullGBP 5.00
Still WaterGBP 5.00
Sparkling WaterGBP 5.00
Sharing Cocktails
The Tonteria Express GBP 14.00
Don Julio Blanco, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express GBP 16.00
Don Julio Reposado, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express GBP 18.00
Don Julio Anejo, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express GBP 45.00
Don Julio 1942, minimum order of 6
HeadhunterGBP 48.00
Don Julio Blanco Tequila and Passoa passion fruit liqueur, with fresh mint, lemon and mango juice (serves 4)
Cocky MonkeyGBP 75.00
Never Feels Guilty! Don Julio Blanco Tequila, cranberry and orange juice topped Moet & Chandon Champagne (serves 4)
Las Tres Luchadores - Mellow YellowGBP 45.00
Johnnie Walker Black Label Whiskey, fresh banana syrup topped with mango juice.
Las Tres Luchadores - Jolly GreenGBP 45.00
Barsol Pisco Quebranta, fresh lime juice, gum syrup topped with ting fizz
Las Tres Luchadores - Pretty in PinkGBP 45.00
Ciroc Pink Vodka, grapefruit, peach liqueur, cranberry, orange and lemon juice, Red Bull