Funky Geisha Cabo

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   Howard

   VIP

   Vancouver

   4 reviews

   2.0

   4 reviews

   Dined 2 days ago

   1. Overall 2
   2. Food 3
   3. Service 2
   4. Ambience 4

   Inflated pricing for New Years experience. Chaotic experience. Staff were all over the place. Food was presented nicely but kitchen messed up order. Overall disappointing for the money.
   

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   Anna

   Hawaii

   2 reviews

   1.0

   2 reviews

   Dined 2 days ago

   1. Overall 1
   2. Food 2
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 2

   Worst experience ever. Food took over an hour and forty five minutes and was tiny portions. We stopped by MxDonalds afterwards.
   

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   Alejandro

   New York City

   16 reviews

   4.0

   16 reviews

   Dined 3 days ago

   1. Overall 4
   2. Food 4
   3. Service 3
   4. Ambience 5

   Muy lento el servicio y la comida estuvo bien , pero nada fuera de lo normal
   

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   Viresh

   San Francisco

   1 review

   1.0

   1 review

   Dined 3 days ago

   1. Overall 1
   2. Food 3
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 4

   Came here to celebrate our anniversary. Easily had one of the worst experience with the service that we’ve ever had. The servers kept us waiting for 45 minutes after placing the order I did not come back to check. Finally we decided to just leave after waiting for an hour for the food after placing in the order. The restaurant was not too crowded. I would say 75% full.
   

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   William

   VIP

   New York City

   13 reviews

   4.0

   13 reviews

   Dined 5 days ago

   1. Overall 4
   2. Food 4
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   We booked a large group of 8. Appetizers were excellent and desert was excellent. The main course was good not great. We loved the vibe and service level was great. There has been some excellent places to eat in Cabo and this was good for the price and overall experience.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded 4 days ago

   Dear William, Thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us. We’re thrilled to hear that you enjoyed the appetizers, dessert, and the overall vibe of the restaurant. It’s also wonderful to know that our service met your expectations. We appreciate your comments regarding the main course and will certainly take them into consideration as we continue to refine our offerings. It’s our goal to provide an outstanding dining experience, and your feedback helps us work towards that. Thank you again for choosing to dine with us, and we hope to welcome you back in the future for another enjoyable experience. Best regards, Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Rachel

   VIP

   San Francisco

   8 reviews

   3.0

   8 reviews

   Dined 5 days ago

   1. Overall 3
   2. Food 3
   3. Service 3
   4. Ambience 4

   Service was ridiculously slow. Chairs are very uncomfortable. Food was good and ambience is lovely.
   

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   Martha

   VIP

   Boise

   9 reviews

   2.0

   9 reviews

   Dined 6 days ago

   1. Overall 2
   2. Food 3
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 4

   This is the first time back since the hurricane destroyed it. We were VERY disappointed. There were 8 of us (6 adults, 2 children). Service was very disorganized. Cocktails were terrible! My son ordered a double gin & tonic and what arrived tasted like flat tonic. My cadillac marg had no grand marnier although they insisted it did. I had to order and pay for a shot. No chardonnays whatsoever on the menu. 4 people ordered the miso soup; no one could eat it. I ordered the shrimp panang curry; tasty sauce but very little shrimp (they were cut up into pieces). Won't go back
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded 4 days ago

   Thank you for sharing your feedback with us. We are truly sorry to hear that your recent visit did not meet your expectations, especially after the challenges we’ve faced following the hurricane. We sincerely apologize for the disorganized service and the issues with the cocktails. It’s concerning to hear that your drinks were not prepared as expected, and we understand your frustration. We also regret that the miso soup and shrimp panang curry did not meet the high standards we aim to provide. We understand your disappointment, and we deeply regret that your experience was not enjoyable. We appreciate you taking the time to provide this constructive feedback and hope that you might reconsider visiting us again in the future. Warm regards, manu Hernandez
   

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   Guy

   VIP

   Orange County

   1 review

   2.0

   1 review

   Dined 7 days ago

   1. Overall 2
   2. Food 2
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 5

   My family and I were looking to enjoy some Asian fusion food and we were deeply disappointed by Funky Geisha. We did enjoy the music and overall ambiance, however the service and food definitely ruined it for us. We waited over an hour for our food, and still left hungry considering the food was sub-par at best. It took over 20 minutes for us to receive our drinks, and even the drinks seemed poorly made. Overall I would NOT suggest this restaurant, it was disappointing, expensive, and felt like a waste of money.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded 4 days ago

   Thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us. We sincerely apologize for the experience you and your family had. It is truly disheartening to hear that we did not meet your expectations in terms of both service and food quality. Please know that we take your comments seriously, and we will be addressing the issues you raised with our team to ensure that improvements are made. We hope you will consider giving us another opportunity to provide you with a better dining experience in the future. Once again, we apologize for the inconvenience and disappointment, and we appreciate your honest feedback. Warm regards Manu Hernández Funky Geisha Management
   

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   Ryan

   San Diego

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on 25 December 2024

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   Delicious food and great music! Will definitely come back
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded 4 days ago

   We would like to thank you for your kind comments, we are glad to learn that you loved your visit. We hope to see you very soon to pamper all your senses one more time. Best regards Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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    ChristieZ

    Cleveland

    5 reviews

    5.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on 25 December 2024

    1. Overall 5
    2. Food 5
    3. Service 5
    4. Ambience 5

    Great everything. Very impressed. Good everything.
    

    Funky Geisha CaboResponded 4 days ago

    Dear Christie, Thank you so much for your kind words! We are thrilled to hear that you had a great experience with us and are very appreciative of your positive feedback. It’s always our goal to provide excellent service and a memorable dining experience, and we’re glad to know we met that standard. We hope to have the pleasure of welcoming you back again soon! Best regards, Manu Hernández General Manager
    

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